Apple Computers have announced that they are to buy Microsoft Corporation for $200 billion.
Making the announcement, Steve Jobs said that he was “completely, you know, tired of Bill Gates swanning around and pretending he was cool just because, like, he’s got Vista Ultimate Edition, you know. Like, he’s not cool, everybody knows that Steve Jobs is the only cool geek in the world, like.”
In response, Bill Gates said “$200 billion? Woo hoo, I’m even richer. How cool is that!”
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