Pope Declares Bible to be Just a “Story”

In a scene reminiscent of “Father Ted”, Pope Benny the Sick Teen, has declared that the Bible is just a story and may contain traces of nuts.

Speaking at a gathering in St Peters Square, a visibly giddy Pope told the congregated masses that they shouldn’t take life so seriously and should let their hair down a bit. He then went on to ask if anyone in the congregation had any Pringles or chocolate. After staring at his thumbs for a moment, he suddenly screamed “Darwin was right!” and then retired to his chambers, where shortly afterwards loud techno music could be heard.

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One Response to “Pope Declares Bible to be Just a “Story””

  1. Good posts Paul, Just cant read the top section on any computer due to font colour matching background

    regards Brian Meaney