What is it about Greenpeace that pisses everybody off? Is it their sanctimonious bullshit, or just their pig-headed inability to see that nobody else gives a flying f*** what they’re campaigning about?
The latest threat to the planet, according to Greenpeace, is inefficient light bulbs. Every time you turn on the lights you’re harming the planet.
Do you know what? I don’t care. Apart from Greenpeace, I don’t think anyone else does either. It’s this type of shit that makes me want to go out and buy a lifetime supply of Solas 150 Watt light bulbs, 1000 light fittings and light up the house to such an extent that the entire West Coast can read the paper at midnight.
I don’t care if Ireland uses more power lighting homes than any other country in Europe. As far as I’m concerned, that’s just a good argument for buying shares in ESB.
If Greenpeace want to save on their electricity bill then fine, but stop preaching with your holier-than-thou attitude. And if they really want to help the environment and cut down on the use of fossil fuels, then they better start thinking about nuclear power. But they can’t, because their heads would explode….
If only we could find a way to harness the energy released from exploding Greenpeace heads, we’d all be sorted.
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