Running for President
From the keyboard of Paul on August 13th, 2008Tagged with: president, usa
Filed under: Humour, Internet.
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For the past year, it’s been all about Obama and McCain. I don’t know about you, but I think it’s time to add a bit of spice into the mix. So I thought I’d make a run for President:
The Internet is behind me, I can’t possibly fail.
August 24th, 2008 at 02:32
You’ll have the vote of all who sail aboard the Kipper. Where do you stand on public transport. I prefer to stand near the middle doors but sometimes the fucking driver just opens the front fucking door and you have to gradually slide towards the front of the bus behind the noisy fucking Canandian student with the massive backpack……….. Ahem….. ahm…. best of luck.
August 24th, 2008 at 08:01
The middle ground is the place to be. Too close to the front and you have every idiot with a bag elbowing you as they pass. Too near the back, and you end up surrounded by Spanish and American kids, who have like, too much, like, angst to be keep their, like, nasally, whining opinions to themselves. Fuuuuuucccck!
August 26th, 2008 at 18:53
What about the supremacists? We seem to have narrowed them down to one single ancestry but they’re still a threat.
August 27th, 2008 at 01:45
Once I get my time machine up and running, then I’ll be able to go back and “re-educate” those narrow-minded fuckers. I was thinking a 2″ x 4″, rusty nails are of course obligatory.