For the past year, it’s been all about Obama and McCain. I don’t know about you, but I think it’s time to add a bit of spice into the mix. So I thought I’d make a run for President:
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You’ll have the vote of all who sail aboard the Kipper. Where do you stand on public transport. I prefer to stand near the middle doors but sometimes the fucking driver just opens the front fucking door and you have to gradually slide towards the front of the bus behind the noisy fucking Canandian student with the massive backpack……….. Ahem….. ahm…. best of luck.
The middle ground is the place to be. Too close to the front and you have every idiot with a bag elbowing you as they pass. Too near the back, and you end up surrounded by Spanish and American kids, who have like, too much, like, angst to be keep their, like, nasally, whining opinions to themselves. Fuuuuuucccck!
Once I get my time machine up and running, then I’ll be able to go back and “re-educate” those narrow-minded fuckers. I was thinking a 2″ x 4″, rusty nails are of course obligatory.
You’ll have the vote of all who sail aboard the Kipper. Where do you stand on public transport. I prefer to stand near the middle doors but sometimes the fucking driver just opens the front fucking door and you have to gradually slide towards the front of the bus behind the noisy fucking Canandian student with the massive backpack……….. Ahem….. ahm…. best of luck.
The middle ground is the place to be. Too close to the front and you have every idiot with a bag elbowing you as they pass. Too near the back, and you end up surrounded by Spanish and American kids, who have like, too much, like, angst to be keep their, like, nasally, whining opinions to themselves. Fuuuuuucccck!
What about the supremacists? We seem to have narrowed them down to one single ancestry but they’re still a threat.
Once I get my time machine up and running, then I’ll be able to go back and “re-educate” those narrow-minded fuckers. I was thinking a 2″ x 4″, rusty nails are of course obligatory.