Category Archives: Rant

Bebo’s Spam Policy

I maintain a Bebo profile for work. Personally, I’m not a great fan of Bebo, but I can understand why it’s one of the most popular sites in the country, and when your customers are part of the Bebo generation, it’s one of those things that you have to do.

What bugs me though is the [...]

Boo Hoo

Hard to feel sorry for these eejits. Here’s my advice: don’t park under the bloody trees.

How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

As I crashed on the couch today, flicking through the channels, looking for something to provide some background noise, I came across one of those ads for a mobile subscription service.

 

Discover the name of your one true love!

 

was the phrase that caught my attention. Not because I want to know the name of my one [...]

The Old Reliables…

What is it about this country that every year there has to be a budget increase in the price of alcohol, cigarettes and petrol?

I can appreciate the argument that cigarettes and alcohol can be harmful, not just to an individual but to society at large. But is the answer to increase taxes on these items? [...]

Can Greenpeace See the Light?

What is it about Greenpeace that pisses everybody off? Is it their sanctimonious bullshit, or just their pig-headed inability to see that nobody else gives a flying f*** what they’re campaigning about?

The latest threat to the planet, according to Greenpeace, is inefficient light bulbs. Every time you turn on the lights you’re harming the planet.

Do [...]

Bah Humbug…

I hate Christmas. Despise it. Absolutely and utterly detest everything to do with Christmas: the rank commercialisation, the forced happiness, those bloody never-ending Christmas songs repeated continuously in every public place, the throngs of people in town trying to find the must-have piece of crap that will be discarded by January, the politically correct do-gooders [...]