Archive for the ‘Rant’ Category

Bebo’s Spam Policy

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

I maintain a Bebo profile for work. Personally, I’m not a great fan of Bebo, but I can understand why it’s one of the most popular sites in the country, and when your customers are part of the Bebo generation, it’s one of those things that you have to do.

What bugs me though is the fact that over the last few weeks, there’s been a huge increase in the amount of spam being sent on the Bebo network. Being the conscientious Internet user that I am, I of course report any spam received to Bebo.

I report spam because I loath spammers with a depth that is hard to describe. They are the absolute dregs of the Internet community. They prey on the computer illiterate, easily led and the just downright terminally stupid. Spammers create such a nuisance that a lot of time and resources are lost just to dealing with the vast amount of spam generated by these scumbags. In my opinion, anyone convicted of spamming should be left on a desert island, as far away from computer access as possible, and left to fend for themselves. Being the bottom-living scum that they are, it wouldn’t surprise me if even their SOS messages became an effort to hawk dodgy pharmaceuticals, fake watches and penny shares. OK, ok, rant over, back to Bebo’s Spam Policy.

Bebo’s spam policy pisses me off just as much as any spammer would:

What is considered Spam?
Spam is a comment or posting that bears no relationship to the content to which it’s related. For example, if someone uploads a video and all the comment says is ‘Check out ma’ page’ then that is clearly Spam. Multiple postings of the same comment is also Spam.

What happens after I report Spam?
All reports of Spam will be manually reviewed. If the reviewer agrees that it is Spam then the poster will be blocked from further posts for a certain period.

How long are Spammers blocked for?
It all depends how many times they have Spammed. The first time will be just 8 hours. The second time 24 hours. The third time 3 days. The more complaints received the longer the block will be for.

I can understand that a social networking site such as Bebo has to be careful when it comes to dealing with spam – too harsh a policy and anybody with a grudge can report a user for sending spam and innocent users could end up losing their profiles.

But when Bebo say that they manually review each report before taking action, then simply blocking spammers is a cop-out. To me Bebo are saying that they recognise that a spammer is sending possible pornographic spam to young kids, (every piece of spam I’ve received over the last few weeks has been links to porn websites), but all they’ll do is slap them on the wrist and leave the spammer keep their profile. That to me is a spam policy that is bordering on the criminally negligent.

Spam like this should be removed, the sender banned, the originating IP address logged and the senders ISP notified. The ISP should then notify the user and cut their access to the Net. Now some will make the argument that the majority of spam is generated on ordinary user machines which have been unknowingly compromised and are part of a “zombie network”. To that I say, “So? They should still lose their Internet access.”

If your computer has been compromised, and you don’t know about it, then you should be kicked off the Internet until you have resolved the problem. If you’re computer is under the control of another party, then chances are they’ll probably have your credit card number, bank details and more than enough information to steal your identity. Keeping you off the Internet and preventing your computer from passing on your personal information is doing you a favour.

I’d happily sign up with any ISP that promised to do this. Start with the backbone providers and let it trickle down to the major ISP’s and from them to smaller ISP’s, and we’d eventually have a lot less spam on the Internet.

Boo Hoo

Monday, January 7th, 2008

Hard to feel sorry for these eejits. Here’s my advice: don’t park under the bloody trees.

How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

As I crashed on the couch today, flicking through the channels, looking for something to provide some background noise, I came across one of those ads for a mobile subscription service.

 

Discover the name of your one true love!

 

was the phrase that caught my attention. Not because I want to know the name of my one true love, but it’s the type of phrase that immediately brings up my bullshit detector. Alarm bells were ringing, and the ad was less than a second old.

 

Send a text to [our premium cost number] and we’ll text you back with the name of your one true love.

 

Now I was laughing. Who in their right mind would believe this rubbish? Then came the kicker:

 

This is a subscription service, €3 per text, three texts per week.

 

So even the company providing this pseudo-service thinks it’s rubbish, otherwise why would they need to hedge their bets by sending three names a week. That’s a whole load of loving!

The Old Reliables…

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

What is it about this country that every year there has to be a budget increase in the price of alcohol, cigarettes and petrol?

I can appreciate the argument that cigarettes and alcohol can be harmful, not just to an individual but to society at large. But is the answer to increase taxes on these items? Maybe it would be if the extra tax been brought in went towards solving these problems. But it doesn’t. It goes to paying for salary increases for Bertie and his cronies. It goes towards paying consultants ridiculous amounts of money to tell us what we already know. It goes towards the Catholic Church because the government agreed to indemnify the Church against sex abuse cases taken against it. It spent in hundreds of ways that provide no benefit whatsoever for the likes of me or you.

The additional revenue gets eaten by large, inefficient bureaucracies that have become sink holes for money filled with inept, stupid and callous individuals who spend their lives on the gravy train, know it, and have no problem in playing power games with other peoples lives.

I work for a living. I pay PAYE & PRSI on my wages. Whenever I buy a product or service I pay VAT. If I buy a car, I pay VRT. If I buy an electrical item I pay towards the PRF. Buying a house means paying Stamp Duty. If I have a company car I have to pay tax on a Benefit in Kind. I have to pay an annual Stamp Duty just because I have a credit card. Every time I open my wallet, I have to pay the government for the privilege. I have to pay the government any time that I contribute to the economy in any way shape or form. It’s not good enough that I spend my money, but the government has to get it’s share as well.

I smoke and I drink. I enjoy both. But come next Wednesday the government will announce that I have to pay even more for these pleasures. And will the extra money I have to pay be of any benefit to me? Or to those lying on trolleys in our hospitals waiting for a bed? Or those that have to travel abroad for treatment because the waiting lists here are so long? Will my extra contribution to the revenue of this country be acknowledged? Are you having a laugh?

Instead anyone who drives, or smokes, or enjoys a drink will be pilloried. The environmentalists will be up in arms because the cost of petrol hasn’t been increased to the point that filling a small car will require a 4 figure overdraft from the bank. ASH will be ranting and raving about how the Minister for Finance should have put the price of cigarrettes up by €10 a pack. And the tee-totalers will be wringing their hands because under-age drinking is destroying the country because little Johnny can still afford the price of a pint with his pocket money.

And everyone of these groups will miss the point: We have a Minister for Health who has lead our health system to the brink of breakdown through her ineptitude, a Taoiseach who has just received a pay rise larger than most people in this country make in a year, a Minister for Communications who can’t see that the lack of broadband access is killing the country’s chances of becoming part of the information economy, a Minister for Defence who thinks that being photographed pointing a gun at a camera is a good photo opportunity, a Minister for Transport who doesn’t think that losing the West Coast’s only link to Heathrow is a big deal, and and an entire government who have managed to turn the roar of the fabled Celtic Tiger into the whisper of a Celtic Lamb. And all without an iota of responsibility towards the people of this country.

Can Greenpeace See the Light?

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

What is it about Greenpeace that pisses everybody off? Is it their sanctimonious bullshit, or just their pig-headed inability to see that nobody else gives a flying f*** what they’re campaigning about?

The latest threat to the planet, according to Greenpeace, is inefficient light bulbs. Every time you turn on the lights you’re harming the planet.

Do you know what? I don’t care. Apart from Greenpeace, I don’t think anyone else does either. It’s this type of shit that makes me want to go out and buy a lifetime supply of Solas 150 Watt light bulbs, 1000 light fittings and light up the house to such an extent that the entire West Coast can read the paper at midnight.

I don’t care if Ireland uses more power lighting homes than any other country in Europe. As far as I’m concerned, that’s just a good argument for buying shares in ESB.

If Greenpeace want to save on their electricity bill then fine, but stop preaching with your holier-than-thou attitude. And if they really want to help the environment and cut down on the use of fossil fuels, then they better start thinking about nuclear power. But they can’t, because their heads would explode….

If only we could find a way to harness the energy released from exploding Greenpeace heads, we’d all be sorted.

Bah Humbug…

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

I hate Christmas. Despise it. Absolutely and utterly detest everything to do with Christmas: the rank commercialisation, the forced happiness, those bloody never-ending Christmas songs repeated continuously in every public place, the throngs of people in town trying to find the must-have piece of crap that will be discarded by January, the politically correct do-gooders who whine on and and on about how we should be thinking of our multicultural non-Christian friends, the bah-humbuggers who whine about hating Christmas, (yes, I can see the irony here), the ads on television that start in November, the religious nuts who take to the streets with a microphone and a guitar to proclaim their love for the baby Jesus, the list goes on and on.

The only thing I do like about Christmas is the time off. In my case, a whole 3 weeks. I only wish that I could take the time off before Christmas. I’d leave the country for somewhere quiet and desolate. Somewhere where Christmas doesn’t exist. A place with no-one to annoy me for the entire holiday season. That’s what I’d love for Christmas.

And as for New Years Eve, don’t get me started….

Early Sesame Street Episodes: For Adults Only

Monday, November 19th, 2007

OK, so the title may be a bit misleading, but that doesn’t make it any less true. The first episodes of Sesame Street have been released on DVD, but with a warning: “These early ‘Sesame Street’ episodes are intended for grown-ups, and may not suit the needs of today’s preschool child.â€?

Apparently Cookie Monster teaches kids to over-indulge in biscuits, Oscar was depressed, Ernie was slow and Big Bird was hallucinating. (LSD perhaps?).

So now I know why I’ve turned out the way I have. It was all those episodes of Sesame Street that did it.

Just as well that the politically correct brigade is out there protecting the kids of today. Imagine the lunacy that would be unleashed if just one 4 year old caught a glimpse of an early Sesame Street episode? It could devastate our entire society. Governments could fall, empires collapse and the developed world could become a cultural wasteland.

Please, think of the children. Be careful of when and where you watch Sesame Street. And remember, Bert is Evil.

Drink Driving. It’s Got to Stop.

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Two people were killed in County Limerick last night. A car overturned on the road outside Askeaton. The Gardai and Fire Brigade were called. As they were attempting to load the car on to a transporter, they were hit by an oncoming driver. Garda Brian Kelleher and Fireman Michael Liston were killed instantly.

These guys were doing their job. A job that very few in this country would even consider. Out in the middle of nowhere at 5am, trying to make the roads a small bit safer for the rest of us. Now their families have to live with the grief.

And all because someone got behind the wheel of a car after drinking.

When will the people of this country wake up and realise that even one drink, is one too many when it comes to driving? Even with all the shock advertising, and the needless deaths on our roads every year, drivers still continue to drive home after a night in the pub. It’s not acceptable. It’s time that drivers took personal responsibility for their actions. Leave the keys at home.

It’s too late for Brian Kelleher and Michael Liston. It’s not too late for the rest of us.

National Anthems

Monday, February 26th, 2007

I didn’t want to post anything on this subject until the brouhaha had died down a bit. For some people it cuts a bit too close to the bone. So now that it’s all over and done with, here we go.

From the start, I thought that the whole idea that “God Save the Queen” would be sung in Croke Park would be a non-event. For decades, whenever the Irish rugby team played in Belfast, the national anthem was “God Save the Queen” and not “Amhrann na bFiann”. Remember that rugby is a 32 county sport, and that the people of Ulster have as much right as the rest of us to hear their national anthem. Also note that one of the main reasons that rugby enjoys such a huge following in this country is the sportsmanship and respect shown on the pitch.

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Data Retrieval & Customer Services

Monday, February 19th, 2007

A friend of mine is experiencing problems with her laptop. The AC adaptor is dead. So is the battery. And of course she has important data on the hard-drive. She tried PC World for a new adaptor, but they wanted €120 for one. A steep, I’m sure you’ll agree. A quick search on Google, and I located a used one on eBay for about €55. The only thing is that she needs the data ASAP, and can’t wait until the adaptor is shipped.

Being the friendly geek that I am, I offered to remove the hard-drive and connect it to one of my PC’s and get the data off it. No problem. I thought. It was only afterwards that I remembered that laptops use a 2.5 inch drive – with a different connector than a standard 3.5 inch IDE drive. It’s been a while since I’ve done this, so you’ll have to excuse my faux pas. I knew that I needed an adaptor, but where to get one in Limerick?

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